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Damn!!!

You have such great taste. Someone finally realized that I’m a trading genius.

I’m not just somewhat capable—I’m extremely capable.

Someone like me, an outstanding vocational-college student with well-rounded moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor development and rock-solid trading skills, is rare even across the entire crypto industry.

Leader,@yingbinance remember to send me a trophy. I want to show off at school. Don’t make me kneel down and beg you—I’m going to tell the department secretary that I’m a Binance-certified high-end finance professional.

Lately, I’ve been enjoying the atmosphere on Square more and more. Every time I post something, people contradict and insult me—I absolutely love this M-bro-paradise trading atmosphere.

When you make money, someone is happy for you; when you lose money, someone is even happier than when they make money themselves.

Finally, a statement: I’m still currently in school and am not considering joining Binance full-time for the time being.